a guy goes to a bar

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by bea (I just keep on posting!) on Wednesday, 24-Oct-2012 9:09:05

So this guy goes to a bar. He starts talking into his hand. The bartender comes up. What are you doing? The guy says talking on the phone, want to try it? So the bartender dials a number and talks into the guy's hand. The guy says I have a phone imbedded in my hand. The bartender is leary. I don't want trouble here, but that is really nice. The guy makes another call, and so does the bartender. The guy disappears. The bartender gets worried because the guy went to the bathroom. The bartender goes into the bathroom. You okay he asks the guy. Sure am the guy replies. The bartender replies, you have a roll of toilet paper up your ass, why? the guy replies, am just waiting for a fax.

Post 2 by forereel (Just posting.) on Wednesday, 24-Oct-2012 14:31:35

Um. Ah, well. Smile.

Post 3 by TechnologyUser2012 (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Wednesday, 24-Oct-2012 15:22:42

lol... :)

Post 4 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Wednesday, 24-Oct-2012 17:35:46

Now that was a good one! Hahahaha

Post 5 by UniqueOne (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Thursday, 01-Nov-2012 19:05:48

Hope that's not the future tech lol!

Post 6 by YankeeFanForLife! (Picapiedra: king of the boards!) on Friday, 02-Nov-2012 11:52:52

Wow!lol!

Post 7 by loves animals (This site is so "educational") on Sunday, 23-Jun-2013 1:23:55

hahahahah that was a good one, smiles.